R.I.P. Lenny

Today I have done the unspeakable I have shot and killed my best friend. The reason why is because he was a menace to himself and to the people around him. If he were to be caught after killing Slim's wife the guys at the farm would have done the unspeakable to him.

I did what i had to do one shot in the back of his head.

Lenny is in trouble

Today, not one day after breaking Slim's hand, that floozy wife of Slim's had the idea to go up to Lenny and  talk to him! Now i don't know what happened i just know that that woman is dead and someone broke her neck! Now the only suspect is Lenny because he's the only person strong enough to do it, and the only person missing on the farm. Now I am going up to the brush where i told him to stay a the begining of this shenanagins.

Lenny

That damn Slim! Ever scince we came to this ranch Slim's been on Lenny's back. Now the reason i just dont know why but right now he just snapped and started beating the crap out of Lenny.  Lenny freaked out and started to yell for help, well i new this wouldn't do us any good after-all Slim's dad owns the ranch. So i started chearing lenny on and told him to hit him back. This was my mistake lenny(bieng with his brain problem of his) grabbed on to Slim's fist and squeezed the life out of it. Lenny walked out with several bruises and a broken nose, Slim on the other-hand got out with a broken hand. I blame Slim's rage on his floozy of a wife. She's always running  around giving all of the guys the goo goo eye of hers.       

Candy's worst day

Today we put candys dog to sleep. Yeah it was a sad thing Candy just slits and stares at the walls nowadays. Anyway I am shure he will get over it.

Work at last

Good news for a change. Me and lenny are settled at the ranch as barley buckers and lenny can do twice the work twice as fast as any man. Were great here if lenny can behave i hope we can settle in and live here till we grow as old as our friend candy. Candy is the oldest member of the ranch and so is his dog.

Were Here!

Me and Lenny just arrived at The ranch after a mile hike. So right now were posing as cousins so right now we have to keep it on the down-low. Check in later.

That damn bus driver.

That damn bus driver just dropped us off a half mile away from the ranch. Anyway were at the brush and were building up a fire right now. I guess i'm still steamin' of at Lenny and the bus driver. Lenny grabbed onto a dead mouse up a while back and I through it away. Anyway me and Lenny are eating some beans WITHOUT KETCHUP. See you later